Have you ever been up late and been bored, so you go on YouTube to mess around, then end up watching the scariest possible crap that you can't unearth at gunpoint during the day, but seems to be VERY easy to find late at night?
I must really hate myself. Or just sleeping. I need people to watch this stuff with. I don't want to go mad with self-imposed terror all by myself.

Saw the eclipse a little today. I'm not in northern California, so I didn't get to see the "ring of fire" and all that. Where I am, it basically looked like it does when you go out on a sunny day with sunglasses on. My dogs were my only company today, and they did not give half a damn about the eclipse. They just wanted to...honestly, I don't even know what they were doing. Maggie runs around a lot and Ben likes to chill out in the backyard by himself and get all zen with nature or something. I'm not even kidding, that puppy is so mellow sometimes. Mostly though, he's the dorkiest dog I ever had.
Maggie's losing her puppy teeth; she's missing one fang and the other is loose. As of right now, it's just hanging in there. I asked her if she wanted to try the doorknob trick, but she said she'd just wait it out.
I can't believe the Tooth Fairy doesn't serve dogs. That's just racist, man.

Also, if you have a Premium membership and change your name, I will not remember who you are or why I started watching you in the first place. And I'm probably not the only one. Something to keep in mind during your identity crisis.

Seriously, though, it's not like you can't just make a billion new accounts every time you feel like being somebody else. I do it all the time.